
The other day my friend Jessica was telling me a story about how she was hooking up with a guy the other night and when they were done he asked, “Did you have a burger today? You smell like beef.”
Ay dios mio! I was totally mortified just hearing the story. I’m petrified of that specific type of “body odor”, especially during these hot summer months in New York!
And what was Jessica’s response? She told him that no, she hadn’t had a Big Mac for lunch, asked him to leave and never saw him again.
I told Jessica that my some of my gay guy friends eat fruits like kiwi and pineapple to help their semen taste better. Perhaps this trick could work both ways?
I also shared this article with her – even though it’s about sperm I’m thinking us mujeres can probably use it as a guideline too. Apparently, we’re supposed to avoid caffeine, alcohol and junk food. Of course, three of my favorite food groups!
Flustered by all the B.O. talk, I called Sam and (needing to know the answer to this burning question) blatantly asked him, “Do you think I smell funny down there?”
“Uh, no. Look, if you took your panties off in the bedroom and your plant immediately died then we’d have problems,” he said with a laugh. I giggled and thanked him for his honesty.
So, do I have to cut down on my hamburguesas and patatas fritas this summer or am I just being paranoid? Are you ever scared about stinking down under too? What do you do to avoid B.O. in those areas? Have you ever been in a similar situation to Jessica’s?
Un Abrazo Fuerte,
Lex