The writers of “Grey’s Anatomy” must have read this article, because this week’s episode featured the knock-down, drag-out fight between Callie and Izzie that we’ve been waiting for since May. Well, almost. A “Mean Girls”-style cafeteria fight might have been healthier for these two than the weepy, schizophrenic exchange that actually went down. Let’s recap:
We left off last time with George breaking the (obvious) news to Callie: he slept with Izzie. He fails to mention that he has also supposedly fallen in love with her, and blames Callie for his cheating ways because she supposedly coerced him into marrying her when he was at his most vulnerable. Whatever, George. At the top of last week’s episode we are still in Callie and George’s apartment, but it’s about twelve hours later, and neither Callie nor George have moved a muscle. Callie’s still staring into space (maybe suffering some kind of post-traumatic stress?), and George is waiting for her to say something, anything. Her only words for him are, “I forgive you.” What??! Hold the phone, Callie. You forgive him? He cheated on you with your employee and you forgive him? Ay, chica…
Anyway, Callie goes on to say that she understands that George has had a tough year and that he made a mistake, but that they took vows. It should be noted that she can’t even look at him while saying all this. That must be an interesting spot on the carpet, Callie.
Next thing we know, Callie runs into Izzie in the hallway at Seattle Grace. Awk-ward! Callie asks Izzie to meet her in the cafeteria at noon. She ends the conversation with an ominous “Be there.” Izzie goes all blanquita (even more than usual) and within minutes, all of Seattle Grace is abuzz about the girlfight about to go down.
At lunchtime, Izzie rolls up her sleeves and starts practicing her punches to an audience of interns, residents, hospital workers and in-patients, talking about how she’s from a trailer park, and “where did Callie learn to fight, boarding school?” Chica, please. Callie would own your skinny ass.
Speaking of Callie, she walks in at the dot of noon, sees all the people standing around, waiting for bloodshed, gets all hurt that Izzie would think she wants to mess her up when all she wants to do is “talk,” and storms out in tears. Um, I love you Callie, and I know you’re feeling like una pobrecita right now, but if the woman who’s husband I slept with demanded I meet her somewhere at noon, I would also think it’s to rearrange my face.
Hallway confrontation #2: Izzie stops Callie and tries to apologize, giving her best puppy-dog face for forgiveness. Callie starts to walk away, but then stops, turns around, says some stuff and calls her a “traiterous bitch,” which almost makes me want to jump out of my chair and clap. Finally, some real emotion from Callie in this episode! Callie tells Izzie that what she did to her was even worse than what George did, because she’s a woman and its not cool to play another woman like that. Uh, I lost you there, Callie. I’m no fan of Izzie, but isn’t it un poquito worse that your husband cheated on you?
After her blows with Izzie, and yet another horrible day involving a patient, Callie cracks and revokes her forgiveness from George. She goes back to her empty apartment, sits on the edge of the bed—exactly where we saw her at the top of the episode—and shuts off the light. Like anyone who’s ever been hurt by a man, my heart breaks a little for Callie.