Sneaky, sneaky Jennifer! Homegirl pulled out her best “hide-the-bump” outfit ever last night on “Dancing with the Stars.” She even had me second-guessing those persistent pregnancy rumors, which really aren’t rumors anymore, are they?

The mama-to-be knows how to keep us on our toes, though. A flowy–but not too tent-link–grey tunic covered any hint of a barriguita, and Jenny knows that since she can’t show off her famous midriff, she’s gotta put a lot of leg on display. Did anyone notice her recent trend of thigh-high boots and short-shorts or mini-dresses to distract from her expanding middle? Very clever, Miss Lopez, but you can’t hide from us forever!

The performance itself was pre-taped over the weekend due to a “family emergency,” which sent Jenny unexpectedly back to the Bronx. All things considered (including the fact that she’s clearly about five months pregnant), Jennifer turned it out on the show. She performed her new single “Doing it Well,” and old favorite “Let’s Get Loud.” We got a fair amount of dancing from her, enough to make me want scream at the pregnant lady on TV to stop jumping up and down so much.

We’ll play the game for now, Jenny, but pretty soon we’re going to start betting on your due date. My money’s on February 18th!

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